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JUST FOR LAUGHS

The Festive Season is a time to relax and share a few laughs!

Mistakes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.

A wife to her husband:
– Honey, what are you doing?
– I’m reading our marriage certificate.
– What for?
– I’m looking for the expiry date.

Some people’s x-rays are better than their photos.

A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will. The secretary watches as the man walks into the Lawyer’s office and as three minutes later the man walks off in a huff. “Can I help you?” asks the secretary, dashing after the obviously upset man. “HELP ME? THIS GUY IS CRAZY! I asked him to help me write a will and he says to me: ‘sure, let me just ask you a few questions and then leave it all to me.’ “I’ve heard before how lawyers are dishonest but this just takes the cake!”

My boss called me into his office today. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years you’ve never been sick or late and I think you deserve a reward. So, how does a brand new car sound?” “Vrooom! Vrooooom!” I replied.

Wife: If I had known you were this poor I wouldn’t have married you!
Husband: When I was telling you that you are the only thing I have in this world, what were you thinking?

On a more serious note: Have a joyous Festive Season and all the best for the coming year!

Last Updated on 15 December 2014 by HPCSA Corporate Affairs